What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some interview experiences with JP Morgan India?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Kquorans, can you please write a story?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III